A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.

The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Under every stone lurks a politician.

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it.

Truth is a tendency.

I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.